I've decided that, God willing, if ever I manage to fall into the deceptive jaws of marriage-pursuing love that my object of mutual affection will be a mix somewhere between John Green, Michael Palin, and Tim Gunn.
I just kind of want to give them all a hug.
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Not to spoil your fun or anything, but where exactly are you going to find a mix of all three?
I'll use magic.
I DID say God Willing.
True enough. I guess I forgot that. Though, I don't think God is going to will it so just because you want to give Tim Gunn, Michael Palin, and John Green a hug.
Or a combination thereof
You know you'd like to give them all a hug, too
No...not really.
Oh, yes you do
No...no, I don't. Y'know, that would be a bit weird if I did. That sort of thing is called "being gay"... something I am not, if you'll recall?
Sure ::wink wink::
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You do realize that if stabbing over the internet was possible, that you'd probably have a few knives...somewhere around the location of, oh..YOUR BACK?
I'd think you'd go for a more direct path to my lungs or heart, or...face or stomach or somewhere INTERESTING. GOsh.
Weeeellll....I could pick a place more unusual than the back, but you probably would find it sick and wrong. So I'd best leave it at back.
.............URGH.
NASTY!
Well, I picked a different place, did I not?
And you were just asking for that kind of an answer when you said "somewhere INTERESTING." You knew I'd interpret that to mean something completely different than what you were expecting.
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