Saturday, September 22, 2007

Groping Extravaganza!

Well, once again the park proves to be the inimitable hothouse for adolescent love that we all know it to be. Just not for yours truly, or pretty much anyone else.

But the afternoon did turn out to be an extravaganze of groping fun for one young man I happen to know. A slightly awkward young man, stricken with the pangs of unspecified/unrequited love, but all the same, his current infatuation (another socially awkward but wholesome type) turned out to be full of physical tendencies. Ergo, groping fun! (though innocent groping, or, rather, as innocent as any kind of groping could possibly be...)

Though I didn't get included in the mess of physical affection...not that I'm especially eager to be groped by anyone or anything, for that matter... Anyway, today I realized the severity of my general dislike for various individuals and I also learned that standing around in the sun for hours on end can make you rather unpleasantly sweaty. Really. I wouldn't recommend it.

14 comments:

Connor said...

Hmmm...I'm guessing included in that group of people you dislike are...Allen, Tony, Lawrence, and Sato?

Rebekah Ruth said...

NO! Why would you think I didn't like Allen, Tony, Lawrence or Sato?! SHAME! xD

Connor said...

xD
What on earth was I thinking? I forgot you all were practically bestest buddies!

Rebekah Ruth said...

Oh, don't I know it! We get together and have tea parties (it's true -- they get all dressed up in frilly dresses and pretend to be Disney princesses. I have photographic proof)

Connor said...

O_O

Rebekah? There are some things best left unmentioned.

Rebekah Ruth said...

There are things the public needs to know. And that's one of them.

Connor said...

xD
And why might that be?

Rebekah Ruth said...

If we can't besmurch the reputations of our enemy-types, then how in God's name are we going to have any kind of fun?

Connor said...

See, that's perfectly okay, but you wouldn't want to sully your charming personality with that information...

Rebekah Ruth said...

Well, it's a risk I'm willing to take, especially because it will sully THEIR reputations much more than mine.

Additionally, I'd like to note that, if anyone ever stumbles upon this comment thread, that this doesn't qualify as libel because I'm not actually being serious.
Just. Just in case.

Orion said...

I LOVE IT...also, yeeah, that was traumatizing for me...

Connor said...

True enough. That it will.

And Rebekah, I think it was pretty much clear that you weren't serious...Even if whoever was reading this didn't know you, it's pretty clear.

And where'd you come from, Orion? You just sorta...popped out from some unseen crevice like a non-Asian ninja. If there exists such a thing.

Rebekah Ruth said...

Well, you never know. I don't want to be charged for libel, especially not by people I really, REALLY dislike.

Additionally, Orion is the newest of a new order. Non-Asian Ninja Nerds UNITE!

Connor said...

Don't worry...I don't think that'll happen...

And as a side note...I officially want to join the Non-Asian Ninja Nerds!